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Top 5 Bucket o’ Lawlz – 3.20.09

March 20, 2009

This week has sucked miserably due to the fact my router at home sucks. It sucks so much that I have been unable to play WAR for longer than an hour during my break. The internet at college may be laggy, but at least it doesn’t crash every 10 minutes from overload. To you gamers out there, do NOT get a Linksys WRT54G router. It’s a piece of crap.

Apparently my router not only sucks, but it’s DEFECTIVE. Yup, that’s right, the rents were retarded enough to buy a PoS router that holds a connection for 10 seconds, then disconnects, then repeats over and over… I can’t make this shit up. New lesson to you gamers, do NOT get anything Linksys, especially the WRT54G v3 router. It’s crap.

But in the meantime, I’ve been able to do lots of reading on the forums. And it’s been a good week on the forums, so get your microwaves ready for that popcorn, because we’re starting the lawlz.

Number Five. I want to be as Gimp as possible.
Best Quote. Mele shaman, it’s the fotm in terms of gimpness. preferably with all the healing spells removed from the hotbar.

How can you ignore a subject name like that? The sad part is the OP is actually rather serious and so are half the replies. The other half did what I would’ve done and gave suggestions that were hysterical. Too bad the topic wasn’t derailed from full on lawlz. Not worth the full bucket of popcorn, but definitely worth a few handfuls.

Number Four. i don’t understand why WE whine..
Best Quote. They whine because they are mostly unemployed sexually frustrated people who have nothing better to do with their lives.

Anything with “whine” in the subject is a good read by default. What I don’t understand is why there aren’t more posts like this! Just a simple lawl topic that gets interrupted by the know-it-all. Thank god people lawled at them, too. Almost good enough for a full bucket, but the numbers were not lawl-worthy for me. Many thanks to Iridar for this thread contribution!

Number Three. AoE: Problem solved.
Best Quote. Better solution: Stop whining about AOE. Problem solved.

AoE is a massive love/hate relationship for most people, so any solution to make it love/love is good, right? Hey, let’s enable FF in the game! I could not stop laughing at the idea. It’s brilliant! Not to mention lets me kill idiot healers on our side. The replies are stellar. Definitely get that bucket full for this one. It may be short, but it packs a punch.

Number Two. prx something off about u guys.
Best Quote. OMG!! That’s hilarious… last night, my 5 year old was watching, and as we rode along in DW, he said “They’re going to Pels, aren’t they, Daddy?” You don’t need radar… you just need a 5 year old.

Not only is the OP’s grammar and spelling lawl-worthy, the replies are even better. Pretty much everyone tilted their heads and went, “Come again?” Maybe Order should be less obvious in what they do in ORvR. The lack of common sense is hysterical and filled with witty replies. Get your soda ready for this one, maybe even more if you’re from Badlands.

Number One. Since the Hammerer is gone, IB’s should get their helmets.
Best Quote. Apparently helicopter mounts, Zealots, Disciples of Khaine, Rune Priests, Warrior Priests with hair, Choppas, Male Sorcs, the current Marauder and Magus, having all the racial leaders/kings conveniently hang out in one city, among other things wasn’t enough to push you away from the game, so what would?

First people argue about having female slayers and now this. The difference is that this is more ludacris and lawl-worthy than the former. Let’s just have Witch Elves and Blackguards switch armor while we’re at it. I want to see that ass better! *facepalm* People claiming to leave the game over lore-breaking stuff was awesome, too. And it goes back and forth between “Stick to the lore!” and “lollore” constantly until some random person pops up now and then going “Sweet! Winged helms! Great idea!” Clueless, naive posters… it’s like they never read anything past the subject. I love it! Your bucket of popcorn will be done by the end of this one.

Would you like to contribute to the Top 5 Bucket o’ Lawlz? Omelettez would love you help, especially seeing she does not read every single server or class forum. Feel free to reply to the thread or PM Nnucifera at Warhammer Alliance with a lawl worthy link to a thread and it could be on the Top 5 list next week, along with a mention to you and your website, if you have one.


4 Comments leave one →
  1. March 20, 2009 10:07 am

    Try firmware for your router.
    Oh, and I loved the lawls as well, specially the AoE one =)

  2. Omelettez permalink*
    March 20, 2009 10:09 am

    I’ve tried so many different firmwares =\ Hopefully this one will be different. Thanks!

  3. March 20, 2009 3:25 pm

    #5, #5 I always chuckle a bit when my RP auto-swings his staff at a target. “That’s fer making me spill me beer,” he shouts out. Can’t wait to write something really ludicris in the forums and find it here. Maybe, I should get busy with that? -NK

  4. Omelettez permalink*
    March 20, 2009 3:33 pm

    lol! Well, if you ever start something or write in something lawl-tastic, feel free to shoot it my way. I love reading this kind of stuff!

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